Because if you do, there’s no telling what might happen.
Normally, we try to stick to embedded stuff, but how can we resist this? A bunch of model rockets going off. And they all look like Bert.
This might be the greatest trailer ever created, for Ninja: The Final Duel. Words fail me. And are beaten senseless by the Ninja Light Skill.
NSFW: Nude female fu. You were warned.
From the latest series of Brainiac Science Abuse, one of our favorite shows.
Watch this, and everybody say it with me: GAH!
Great flaming bollocks!
Sorry, just had to be said.
As always, if you do something stupid with a how-to video on this site, we are not liable for your stupidity. In fact, we want you to film it so we can use you as a cautionary tale. Just had to be said.
A quick bit about our policy here. Normally I don’t like to post things where people actually seriously get hurt. There’ve been lots of vids that are filled with splode, but people are injured or even killed. And I don’t want any of that shit. The site is not supposed to be a downer.
I do, however, post things where people hurt themselves and nobody else–usually due to their own stupidity. Because that, at least, is instructional.
This video has its safety tip built in: a longboarder had an accident. The tip says to wear your safety gear. I think, however, a smarter more useful tip might have been “For fuck’s sake don’t board down a hill in the rain when there’s cars parked on either side of the road inviting you to get intimate with their bumpers!”
I mean for Christ’s sake, people…
Warning: Blood.
I know this is a bit off-topic, and nobody takes it in the face (except maybe for the shark) but it’s not often that a freaking shark jumps up onto a boat.
There’s no subtitles, but if you just hear “Holy shit! There was a shark on our boat!” in place of the people talking and “Holy shit! There was a shark on their boat!” when the narrator and host are talking, I think you’ll be fairly accurate.
Okay, this is a trailer for a movie whose English name is “Chocolate,” but I can’t find out anything except everyone seems to know what this is…but me.
Regardless, it looks badass. Kevin Church is where I found it, and he explains the premise: “Yakuza father and a ninja mother have an autistic daughter who watches Bruce Lee movies and becomes a kung-fu savant.”
I need to watch this. Like. Now.
