Friday, September 7, 2007
Trailers for Resident Evil: Extinction and Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem make up our first Failed Franchise Friday.
No explanations needed. Just three good old fashioned Shaw Brothers asskickfests. Enjoy.
The concept with this first one is simple: Denzel doing his best Al Pacino + Russell Crowe + Ridley Scott + GUNS. Add that up, my friends, and you get gold.
Yes, there isn’t a lot of splode or kick in the trailer itself, but Aishwarya Rai, the most beautiful woman in the entire known world, wielding blades gets you points, man. Serious, serious points.
We’ve had a lot of splode recently. In fact, the site may have become a bit too splode-heavy. And while there can never be too much splode, we must include some kick.
Wow, Peter Berg. You’ve come a long way since Very Bad Things. Let’s hope it’s a long, long, long way from that piece of shite.
Well, this time around we’ve got a pair of similar films. They seem similar enough to me, that is.
First up, werewolves. And if that makes you yawn, what if I told you werewolves…with guns? Ah, that got your attention.
Then, after the break, a classic John Woo/Chow Yun-Fat trailer that has more rounds fired in the three minute trailer than in the entirety of Stallone’s Cobra. No shit.
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I’m sorry, are those killer bottle rockets I see? I’ll take two dozen gross, please.
Good morning. It’s Friday. For your breakfast today, sirs and madams, a healthy array of beatdowns with a side of explosions.
