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Trashed Trailer Friday: Kung Fu Panda and Prince Caspian

I know, it’s unthinkable that a DreamWorks animated film would have any appeal. But I think they might be on to something here…

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And while we can hope for epic battles from Prince Caspian with lots of happy trebuchet action, if I were you, I wouldn’t expect much else.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Will Smith & Colin Farrell

Looks like Mr. Smith is still trying to get over passing on Neo in Matrix.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Hellboy 2 and The Signal

First up for today, we’ve got the Hellboy sequel, which looks like it’s going to have all the monster-punching we could ever hope for. Ron Perlman: you rock, sir.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Machine Girl and Killer Bean Forever

Be warned: there is blood spray and dismemberment and other icky things in this. But if you’re cool with cartoony cannibalism, then there’s something to be desired in this. It’s…pretty goddamn insane. Especially when it starts laying out the grocery list of features in the film.
Please tell me this is real.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Guy Ritchie Trio

Today, Guy Ritchie’s new film Revolver finally hits America. Wasn’t this in the can a long, long while back? Anyway, great looking cast starring Jason Statham and a healthy helping of guns. We’re in.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Dolemite Explosion!

Well, we’ve got one new one, and this looks to be…if this is real…my God, it just brings a tear to my eye, it’s so perfect. A Dolemite sequel where Rudy Ray Moore can shoot lightning and he’s got an army of female kung fu fighters to back him up? Can it really […]

Trashed Trailer Friday: Cloverfield and Godzilla

I have to admit: when I heard that the J.J. Abrams movie was going to be shot so that the story was told with footage shot by the characters, I had my doubts. You have to really stretch belief, at times, one would think, that in the midst of a death-defying situation, real people […]

Trashed Trailer Friday: Double Dose of Kurt Russell

No new splode on the horizon to make us happy, so let’s go old school splode: John Carpenter’s Escape From New York. The sequel was sub-par, Escape From Earth will probably never get made, and the Snake Plissken comic book sadly didn’t have much in the way of life to it.
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Trashed Trailer Friday: No Country For Old Men

Well, this is the first thing the Brothers Coen have done in a long while that I’m really looking forward to. Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, and Javier Bardem as a whackjob assassin running around with a slaughterhouse compressed-air gun? Sweet Jebus, sign me up. Opens this weekend in limited release.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Wanted

Okay, so today we’ve got Wanted, which is based on the Mark Millar/J.G. Jones limited series about how super-villains really run the world, we just sort of live in it. The movie looks significantly different, which could go either way. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion about how “the Fraternity” is going to be […]