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Category Archives: Trailers

Trashed Trailer Friday: Get Smart & Alien Agent

I know this is setting myself up for heartbreak, but I have relatively high hopes for the Get Smart big screen version with Steve Carell. I mean, any film where Alan Arkin gets to punch some guy in the face gets points out of the starting gate.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Righteous Kill and The Incredible Hulk

Okay, so…DeNiro and Pacino. They appeared together on screen in Heat on opposite sides of the law. Now they both have badges. And guns.
Do I really need to say anything else? I didn’t think so.

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Trailer: CJ7

The trailer isn’t dubbed or subtitled in English, but I think you get the gist: Stephen Chow plus CG critter equals fun for everybody.

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Bonus points for the Mission Impossible parody bit.

Trashed Trailer Friday: Boarding Gate & Street Kings

Okay, first up we have a trailer that doesn’t have a great deal of kick or splode in it, but–! Asia Argento plus guns equals promise. So.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: A Massacre of Great Honor

This might be the greatest trailer ever created, for Ninja: The Final Duel. Words fail me. And are beaten senseless by the Ninja Light Skill.
NSFW: Nude female fu. You were warned.

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Found via Ectoplasmosis.

Trashed Trailer Friday: Chocolate & Last Hour

Okay, this is a trailer for a movie whose English name is “Chocolate,” but I can’t find out anything except everyone seems to know what this is…but me.
Regardless, it looks badass. Kevin Church is where I found it, and he explains the premise: “Yakuza father and a ninja mother have an autistic daughter who [...]

Trashed Trailer Friday: Defiance and The Forbidden Kingdom

Yes, it’s time again. This time we’ve got, first up, Daniel Craig, who seems to be in every other large movie these days. Here he’s a part of something that looks like it might be damn excellent: Defiance.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Rambo

So Rambo finally hits cinemas today. It’s getting blasted by critics, but honestly, it’s a fourth First Blood. What were they expecting? As long as Sly brings the pain, we’ll be there. We had posted the original trailer for this here.

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Trashed Trailer Friday: Doomsday and Vantage Point

First up, we have Doomsday, which looks to be a cross between Escape From New York and 28 Days Later. Which we’re perfectly fine with. We would also like to suggest, as this trailer already suggests, that Rhona Mitra can make a career out of taking the parts that Kate Beckinsale turns down. [...]

Trashed Trailer Friday: Liam Neeson in Taken

For this Friday, we have Taken. And I must concur with the person who originally posted this over at VideoSift: Liam Neeson as a badass ex-spy = win.

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