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Category Archives: Those Amazing Animals

Real Life Kung Fu Panda

Forget the cute cuddly bullshit. When he wants your shirt, he will go through you to get it. Okay?

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All the Shark Wanted Was to Borrow a Cup of Sugar

I know this is a bit off-topic, and nobody takes it in the face (except maybe for the shark) but it’s not often that a freaking shark jumps up onto a boat.
There’s no subtitles, but if you just hear “Holy shit! There was a shark on our boat!” in place of the people talking [...]

Giraffe Version of a Knife Fight

I’ve seen this sort of activity with giraffes before. In that case, it was at a zoo, where a male giraffe was trying to be amorous with a female giraffe, and both giraffes were trying to beat the living shit out of each other with their horns. Yes, I know they seem like [...]

Snapping Turtle: No Kick, But a Hellacious Bite

Now, turtles are not usually known for their prowess in fu, but we must give credit where due: I don’t know if this is some kind of large vegetable that they’re handing the turtle to bite down on or what.

It’s Sorta Like “Gorillas in the Mist,” But Totally Different

Get this. Bruce Li kicks the gorilla so hard its eyes fill with stale meatballs. Just damn, people.