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Category Archives: Right in the Kisser

Michelle Yeoh vs. Zhang Ziyi vs. A Room

Here, from the kick classic Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Michelle Yeoh and Zhang Ziyi try to kill each other while destroying a room in the process.

Jackie Chan Busts His Ass (Literally)

Jackie Chan: genius of the comic fu. Of course, as everybody knows, Chan does his own stunts. And sometimes they don’t go according to plan…

Bonus Bit: I Bet Pelé Never Had Moments Like This

A young lad gets smacked in the face by a soccer ricochet. Typical Monday.

Hockey Check From Hell

I know squat about hockey. In fact, I can’t even ice skate. Me trying to ice skate is comedy gold.

Muay Thai Little People Kick Large Ass

Basically, the bigger dude waltzes right into little dude’s fist…something like eighty-two times over the course of the video. It’s a lot like in an older game like Punch-Out, where the moves and the graphics were limited, so each time you hit your opponent it looked exactly the same.

Michelle Yeoh Will Kick Your Cotton-Bellied Ass

I can’t believe in a cartoony flick like this that somebody actually named a fu move “Cotton Belly.” That’s the name of a bad country and western singer.

The Hulk vs. Tanks and Choppers

I don’t know why it’s so hard to understand that when you’ve got a movie about a very angry monster, what people want to see is the aforementioned very angry monster breaking shit.

Kyokushin Karate Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry

This full contact mode of karate apparently allows for kicks to the head. Which is why we post it here.

Olum Savascisi aka Death Warrior

I’ve seen a lot of mindless martial arts stuff in my time. I grew up in the 80s and raided the video rental store for anything involving ninjas or fu I could lay hands upon.

Seven Swords

Not sure what the story is, but from what I can tell it involves The Force, swords forged from unobtainium, fire being thrown around and the occasional explosion. Do you really need to know any more than that?