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Godfrey Ho’s Ninja Atrocities

As I may have mentioned before: I spent a lot of time in the 80s watching martial arts flicks. And not even the good ones. I’m talking about the American-produced ones that scream what decade they’re from.

But this…this footage is some of the worst I’ve ever seen. It’s like Uwe Boll tried to make a feature film out of that old game Shinobi.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

What is with the eyeliner? Are they really wearing headbands that say “NINJA” on them? And come on, man: either dance or fight. Don’t do both.

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